You decide to adopt a dog.
Where do you go?
[[The dog adoption center in Berkeley]]
[[The dog adoption center in Oakland]]Thankfully this adoption center is open. You enter and see lots of dogs.
Which one do you want?
[[ The toy poodle puppy]]
[[ The golden retriever puppy]]
[[ The husky puppy]]Oh no turns out this dog adoption center is closed. :(You tell the lady at the front desk that you would like to adopt the golden retriever puppy. She gives you the paperwork and you fill it out. Then she asks, "What will you name the puppy?"
[[Bob]]
[[Daisy]]
[[Gremlin]]
<img src= "https://d3olh6krvu9a10.cloudfront.net/static/cache/500x500/Golden%20Retriever.jpeg">You tell the lady at the front desk that you would like to adopt the husky puppy. She gives you the paperwork and you fill it out. Then she asks, "What will you name the puppy?"
[[Bob]]
[[Daisy]]
[[Gremlin]]
<img src= "https://i.pinimg.com/564x/b8/16/47/b8164723dd77dab0e1333ba6b9f9c1df.jpg">You tell the lady at the front desk that you would like to adopt the toy poodle puppy. She gives you the paperwork and you fill it out. Then she asks, "What will you name the puppy?"
[[Bob]]
[[Daisy]]
[[Gremlin]]
<img src= "https://s3.amazonaws.com/cdn-origin-etr.akc.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/14113105/Poodle-puppy-sitting-on-the-bed-in-the-morning-500x486.jpg">"Alright, Bob it is" she says. Then you get up to leave with your new puppy Bob in your arms. The end :)"Alright, Daisy it is" she says. Then you get up to leave with your new puppy Daisy in your arms. The end :)"Gremlin? That is the WORST name I have ever heard. Sorry, but I won't let you name this puppy 'Gremlin'", she says. You are shocked she had the audacity to say something about the name 'Gremlin' as it was the name of your beloved great grandfather.
What do you do?
[[Slap her]]
[[Name the puppy something else]]
[[Run away with the puppy and don't look back]]So you attempt to slap the lady but you are so weak that it does nothing and she ends up calling the cops anyways. You spend 24 hours of your life in jail. The end :("Wonderful. What will the new name for your puppy be?", the lady asks.
[[Daisy]]
[[Bob]]You quickly pick up Gremlin when the lady's not looking and run away as fast as you can from the adoption center. You end up living a peaceful life with your puppy. The end :)